Miss Willow Paige has taken Last Chance by storm, remodeling the decrepit Searchlight Motel. She discovers a menu from the motel’s bordello days that describes unspeakable sex acts, firing up her imagination. Building inspector Steffen Jung wants to check out more than her wiring, and he makes a proposal to Willow. He will fulfill her lifelong fantasy of watching two men going hard at it.
Steffen is the most notorious womanizer in Last Chance, but he soon meets his match in cattle rancher Amadeo Barbieri. Amadeo has lusted after Steffen since Steffen was the football quarterback, and now Amadeo can finally fulfill his fantasies, too. The bordello menu guides the trio on a tour of erotic passions that is “Not Just Sex—A Trip!”
Their scenes are constantly interrupted by crazed memorabilia-seeker Ronnie Dobbs. They soon discover Ronnie is looking for more than a Rat Packer’s wristwatch, and the chase is on.
This is how I pictured Willow Paige:
And here is Steffen Jung, the sexy building inspector played by Michael Fassbender:
And of course I had to recycle reliable old Joe Manganiello to play rancher Amadeo Barbieri: